Celeb Sex Tape

Well they say a picture paints a thousand words, and our favorite British crack whore slut Any Winehouse is very much well on her way to being exactly as per this picture - except with less teeth than the old broad.
Another fine saying is that life imitates art - anyone what to bet [...]

And well, if they all looked like Tia Ling, would you really give a rat’s ass?

I tell you what, her plastic surgeon deserves a medal, because he sure gave the sultry Asian slut an awesome chest to pin it on !

Generally I am not into the “$5, me love you LONG time” [...]

Well they say a picture paints a thousand words, and our favorite British crack whore slut Any Winehouse is very much well on her way to being exactly as per this picture - except with less teeth than the old broad.
Another fine saying is that life imitates art - anyone what to bet [...]

And well, if they all looked like Tia Ling, would you really give a rat’s ass?

I tell you what, her plastic surgeon deserves a medal, because he sure gave the sultry Asian slut an awesome chest to pin it on !

Generally I am not into the “$5, me love you LONG time” [...]

Seriously, Vanessa Hudgens was a tween idol only until the hot nudes appeared.
And if you look at the picture, the brunette in the crowd on the right (just above the hand with the ubiquitous pen and paper) is WAYYYY hotter.
Anyway, given the opportunity, I’d hang out the schlong, hand Hudgens a fat [...]

Sara Palin just lends herself perfectly to these types of awesome nude fakes.
I would imagine John McCain and Barrack Obama would be both getting one off to Palin if she actually did look like this after 5 kids.
In fact Hillary Clinton probably would even be tickling her tweeter.
Bill Clinton would be fantasizing [...]

Anyone else remember this amazing lip lock?
Madonna and Britney Spears at the MTV Video Music Awards like 4 or 5 years ago now seems like.
Back when Britney was hot.
And, well, Madonna is STILL hot.
I feel the rush of blood to my nether regions just thinking about this picture, and mentally replace the microphones [...]

Pornstar Jessica Lynn’s superb fake tits deserve kudos beyond even a standing ovation !
And her plastic surgeon responsible for these remarkable jugs should be elevated to some hall of fame somewhere for guys who really know their shit.
I could lose myself in those puppies for days.

You really have to admire the cajones on this newly annointed bride.  You also have to admire the super, uber industrial strength double sided tape she MUST be using to keep the hounds at bay !
Seriously, this is a MASSIVE (punS intended!!!) wardrobe malfunction just WAITING to happen.
I would give good odds [...]

You really have to admire the cajones on this newly annointed bride.  You also have to admire the super, uber industrial strength double sided tape she MUST be using to keep the hounds at bay !
Seriously, this is a MASSIVE (punS intended!!!) wardrobe malfunction just WAITING to happen.
I would give good odds [...]